That's right kiddies: everyone's favourite babyhatin', nana-skankin' Bradfordian Bard is back for another showdown with all that is shite, on yet another leg of 'The longest slowest tour wi the most gaps ever', which Hotknives has sustained for over a decade. Prepare to have your sanity forcibly restored by El Capitano's satirical sermons and sharp-witted sea shanties in an as-per-usual totally brimmers Working Mens' Club. This maverick renegade takes no prisoners in his hilarious deconstructions of the life of a Northern soul, and is full of advice for the rest of us: 'Don't smoke weed in front of your mum', a recent song points out. Wise words indeed – just remember that whatever goes down when the Cap'n's around, the pigeons made him do it. Wanna buy a K-day mush?