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Captain Hotknives

Captain Hotknives

BH&DWMSC

Sunday

That's right kiddies: everyone's favourite babyhatin', nana-skankin' Bradfordian Bard is back for another showdown with all that is shite, on yet another leg of 'The longest slowest tour wi the most gaps ever'. Prepare to have your sanity forcibly restored by El Capitano's satirical sermons and sharp-witted sea shanties in an as-per-usual totally brimmers Working Mens' Club. Just remember that whatever goes down when the Cap'n's around, the pigeons made him do it. Wanna buy a K-day mush?