Colonel Mustard & the Dijon 5

The Beat-Herder Stage


Who cut the mustard at The Beat-Herder Stage with the microphone? Disco-ball-hat wearing, genre-hopping live stage machine Colonel Mustard, that's who. Imagine Happy Mondays had children genetically fused with the DNA of Frank Zappa, Bob Marley and James Brown. Live shows have included crowdsailing in rubber dinghies, crowdsurfing on inflatable alligators, Dijunicorns and flamingos, laughter yoga, hug-offs, dance-offs, and singalongs about dancing in gay discos.