BH&DWMSC
Friday
Born during the Big Bang (or so the nursing home gossip claims), Frank’s DJ career began when dinosaurs still roamed the dance floor. His turntables have seen it all: disco fever, neon spandex, and the rise of the Macarena. So, if you’re ever in Keighley and hear a faint bassline echoing from the nursing home, follow the sound. You’ll find DJ Frank Straponton, headphones on, grooving to the rhythm of life – one bingo ball at a time.
Key Highlights:
- Signature Move: The “Wheelchair Wobble” – a dance that defies both gravity and orthopedic limitations.
- Top Hits: “B-14, My Hip’s Sore,” “I-22, Where’s My Dentures?” and the timeless classic, “N-40, I Need a Nap.”
- Late-Night Sets: Frank’s after-hours gigs involve spinning vinyl in the communal lounge, where the audience consists of sleepy-eyed residents and the occasional confused orderly.
- Trivia: Frank once remixed “YMCA” into “AARP,” and the crowd went wild (or maybe it was just their pacemakers acting up).
